About

Hello. I’m a stand-up comedian, writer, and pleasantly-natured dork who resides in gorgeous Cincinnati, OH. When I’m not melting the faces off unsuspecting audiences with my lava-hot jokey-jokes, I love listening to awful music, watching awful movies, and planning vacations to eat awful donuts at restaurants I saw on The Travel Channel.

If you’d like to learn more about the places I’ve worked and the things I’ve accomplished, feel free to download my press kit. But consider yourself warned… I’m not famous. At all.

“But you kind of look like the guy who…”

Nope. Not me.

“You look familiar, though.  Didn’t you…”

Nah. Sorry.

If you know who I am, you probably saw me perform stand-up comedy, went to Underbelly, The Big Reveal, or one of the other alternative comedy shows I produce, downloaded my podcast, “We Need To Talk,” or attended Ambridge Area High School. Whether you liked my joke about wrestling action figures or sat by me in study hall, I’m glad that you’re here. I’m glad that any of us are anywhere.

Consider yourself a good person, for you are one of what folks in the tech industry like to call “early adoptees.” Therefore, if I get famous, you have my permission to act record store-snobby with people who hadn’t heard of me until I starred in James Cameron’s 3D remake of “Mama’s Family.” Even if I don’t get famous, feel free to offer me a high-five if you see me on the street.

Don’t worry. I’ll know it’s you.